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A disaster of Noachian proportions

 

Easier just to learn sometimes

 YEC=Young-Earth Creationism

The original is here: Dilbert Comic Strip on 2004-06-04 | Dilbert by Scott Adams

Awesome Creationist Comeback

That’s clearly the very best they can do!

The cold reality

 

Tragically hilarious

No! You as a person NEVER died for our sins! You have an immortal soul and a divine nature in Hypostatic Union with your human nature per Chalcedonian Dyophysitism! Only your human nature died on the cross, not you as a person!

Guy says, girl says

Christians have ALWAYS believed this

Sometimes I see Trinitarians say that the Nicene Creed presents what Christians have ALWAYS believed all the way back to Jesus and the Apostles. Really smart people from universities say this. This claim though is self-serving and is pure mythology. I made this meme to point out a glaring weakness in their claim (a fact which they already are aware of but never apply to their claim), exposing it as pure myth. It makes my blood boil!

Supporting reading:

• Satanic Scheming - Part 2

Another fallacy

Flat earther: NASA lies! Earth is flat!
Trinitarian: Watchtower lies! God is Triune!

This is the fallacy of ‘pin it on the imaginary authority.’ NASA has as much say on the earth being a globe as the Watchtower has on God being the Father, not triune.

I know the earth has curvature from my own observations, and I believe God is the Father from any Bible.

I file this under comic relief for how embarrassingly silly and insulting this is.

Flat Parody

These are parodies I made on the flat earth heckling. It deserves to be mocked. Stupidity is not a right.

"Relics" is the episode in Star Trek: The Next Generation where a Dyson Sphere is found.

This turns flat earth reasoning upside-down.

Flat out funny

As shown in the new Netflix documentary Behind the Curve, there is a modern "flat earth movement" that is convinced that they cannot trust science, so they have to do their own experiments to determine that the earth is flat as they feel is illustrated by the 1998 movie The Truman Show and by the UN flag. Thus, they feel compelled to spend fortunes in trying to prove their flat earth geological model, which all end up inadvertently proving that the earth is round, a globe after all. One poor soul even spent $20,000 on a laser gyroscope to prove the earth is flat, only to have it prove the globe geological model. This is tragically hilarious. Tragic for spending fortunes instead of keeping it in the family, and hilarious in that all of their flat earth arguments are as useful as flat tires. However, if any of them need psychiatric attention, then it's not funny. What is funny is the epic irony.

Presented here is my modified Dilbert cartoon. The original is below.

https://dilbert.com/strip/1992-07-18

"I own a brain"

This is a screenshot of a conversation on the Facebook group Trinities Podcast, where obnoxious conversations can happen when discussing theology and christology.

This is one of the most obnoxious ones I have ever seen. The obnoxious person's identity has been concealed. The BDAG is a preeminent lexicon of Ancient Greek.

As if that's enough. Just reject science and objectivity and use your brain, huh? That's called not using your brain and being lazy.

This is so meme worthy: (The meme backdrop is a video still from Lonely Island's music video Spell it Out.)

The face you make when...

The picture this meme is based on comes from the Independent: Russia’s Jehovah’s Witnesses allege ‘21st-century Inquisition’ amid claims of torture. 

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/russia-jehovahs-witness-crackdown-surgut-religion-discrimination-a8790761.html

Is-lame

I wish this was funny. Instead, it is in the genre of “laughing at the expense of religious fanaticism.”

Above is a sole of a Nike Air Max sneaker. Looks pretty innocuous to the untrained eye. However, if you look at it upside down while being fluent in Arabic, and squint your eyes while thinking angry and self-absorbed thoughts, it then clearly looks like the Arabic word for Allah, the Islamic deity. See below:

Outlines added to delineate the logo edges. 

As reported on by Today.

This is not Islam. Instead, it Is-lame.

Today link: https://www.today.com/style/nike-air-max-shoe-logo-called-offensive-muslims-allah-design-t147626

Classic baseball joke

The thing on second base is called a Scutum Fidei (ˈskü-təm ˌfi-de-ˌē or 'skootum fiday'), meaning "Shield of the Faith," diagramming Trinitarian theology. Trinitarian apologists call the Trinity a "What." See: What a tangled web we weave... jimspace3000.blogspot.com/2010/04/what-tangled-web-we-weave.html

When Fact-Checking Fails

If you actually think that Santa is Satan, keep in mind that Santa is fictitious. Thus, I encourage you to reflect for a moment on the clear and obvious implications of that undeniable fact. Since Santa does not exist, and Santa is Satan, then Satan does not exist, and you are now an apostate, siding with Satan. Have fun with that!

Notice how the Oxford English Dictionary defines it:

Old Nick: an informal name for the Devil.

– ORIGIN mid 17th century: probably from a pet form of the given name Nicholas.

Thus, Old Nick is not Saint Nicholas. Different people with the same name.

I’m giving her all she’s got captain!

Read about transporter coils:
Phase transition coil http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Phase_transition_coil

Moon landing deniers be like

Be careful around Yoda

When you lie on your resume but still get the job