Thursday, February 15, 2018
Monday, February 12, 2018
Monday, December 25, 2017
Rebel Alliance humor
Note: The First Order fixed this with their new helmets.
Now it looks more like an annoyed Kermit the Frog or something:
Monday, August 28, 2017
Mormons in a galaxy far, far away...
The face you make when
This:
Becomes more likely than...
this:
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Thursday, August 03, 2017
Mormons in a galaxy far, far away...
Mormons in our universe:
Mormons in the Star Wars universe:
(Top picture from http://www.mormonnewsroom.org/multimedia-download/article/church-members-ask-soul-searching-questions-in-media-campaign)
Mormons in the Star Wars universe:
(Top picture from http://www.mormonnewsroom.org/multimedia-download/article/church-members-ask-soul-searching-questions-in-media-campaign)
Wednesday, April 19, 2017
Monday, February 06, 2017
Monday, December 26, 2016
Sunday, May 01, 2016
Monday, March 28, 2016
Thursday, December 03, 2015
Thursday, November 19, 2015
Donall and Conall Convince the Mormon Missionaries They're Going to [LDS] Hell...
This is hilarious!
As introduced here, Donall and Conall are two simple Irish farmers, and the same Mormon missionaries have returned for some more fun!
Wednesday, June 17, 2015
Thursday, May 07, 2015
Donall and Conall Meet Richard Dawkins
As introduced here in my previous post, Donall and Conall are two simple Irish farmers. Can atheist Richard Dawkins convince them of atheism?
Thursday, March 19, 2015
Meet Donall and Conall
These are two simple Irish farmers. First St. Patrick tries to convert them to Trinitarianism, then two Mormons try to convert them to Mormonism.
Hilarity ensues!
Hilarity ensues!
Tuesday, January 20, 2015
Threw It On The Ground
This is absolutely hilarious!
I was walkin' through the city streets
And a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drink
"Run faster, jump higher"
Man, I'm not gonna let you poison me
I threw it on the ground
You must think I'm a joke
I ain't gonna be part of your system
Man! Pump that garbage in another man's veins
I go to my favorite hot dog stand
And the dude says, "You come here all the time! Here's one for free."
I said, "Man! What do I look like? A charity case?"
I took it and threw it on the ground!
I don't need your handouts!
I'm an adult!
Please!
You can't buy me hot dog man!
At the farmer's market with my so-called girlfriend
She hands me her cell phone, says it's my dad
Man, this ain't my dad!
This is a cell phone!
I threw it on the ground!
What, you think I'm stupid?
I'm not a part of your system
My dad's not a phone!
DUH!
Some poser hands me cake at a birthday party
Whatcha want me to do with this? Eat it?
Happy birthday to the ground!
I threw the rest of the cake, too!
Welcome to the real word, j@ck@$$!
So many things to throw on the ground
Like this, and this, and that, and even this
I'm an ADULT!
Two Hollywood phonies try to give me their autograph
GROUND!
Nobody wants your autograph, phonies!
Then the two phonies got up
Turned out they had a taser
And they tased me in the butthole
Fell to the ground
The phonies didn't let up
Tasin' on my butthole over and over
I was screamin' and squirmin'
My butthole was on fire
The moral of the story is
You can't trust the system
Man!
Monday, January 20, 2014
Tuesday, December 04, 2012
Tuesday, July 17, 2012
Alternate Dilbert cartoons! (If Dilbert was a JW)
I made these a while ago and put them on my now-defunct website on Geocities. But recently it has come to my attention that they are preserved on a back-up of Geocities! They're still as funny as ever.
Here's the link:
IF DILBERT WERE ONE OF JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES!
Since the site has been discontinued, I have restored it here:
No matter how persuasive we are…
Unchallenged @ work:
Wednesday, May 30, 2012
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