When other alarm clocks fail...

How does Moses make coffee?

Marriage of Mythological Proportions

Luke Is All By Himself (Star Wars - The Force Awakens - Alternate Ending...

Please be careful!

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Vegan humor

Donall and Conall Convince the Mormon Missionaries They're Going to [LDS] Hell...

This is hilarious!

As introduced here, Donall and Conall are two simple Irish farmers, and the same Mormon missionaries have returned for some more fun!

Dinosaurs still rule the earth!

Donall and Conall Meet Richard Dawkins

As introduced here in my previous post, Donall and Conall are two simple Irish farmers. Can atheist Richard Dawkins convince them of atheism?

Meet Donall and Conall

These are two simple Irish farmers. First St. Patrick tries to convert them to Trinitarianism, then two Mormons try to convert them to Mormonism.

Hilarity ensues!

Threw It On The Ground

This is absolutely hilarious!

I was walkin' through the city streets

And a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drink

"Run faster, jump higher"

Man, I'm not gonna let you poison me

I threw it on the ground

You must think I'm a joke

I ain't gonna be part of your system

Man! Pump that garbage in another man's veins

I go to my favorite hot dog stand

And the dude says, "You come here all the time! Here's one for free."

I said, "Man! What do I look like? A charity case?"

I took it and threw it on the ground!

I don't need your handouts!

I'm an adult!

Please!

You can't buy me hot dog man!

At the farmer's market with my so-called girlfriend

She hands me her cell phone, says it's my dad

Man, this ain't my dad!

This is a cell phone!

I threw it on the ground!

What, you think I'm stupid?

I'm not a part of your system

My dad's not a phone!

DUH!

Some poser hands me cake at a birthday party

Whatcha want me to do with this? Eat it?

Happy birthday to the ground!

I threw the rest of the cake, too!

Welcome to the real word, j@ck@$$!

So many things to throw on the ground

Like this, and this, and that, and even this

I'm an ADULT!

Two Hollywood phonies try to give me their autograph

GROUND!

Nobody wants your autograph, phonies!

Then the two phonies got up

Turned out they had a taser

And they tased me in the butthole

Fell to the ground

The phonies didn't let up

Tasin' on my butthole over and over

I was screamin' and squirmin'

My butthole was on fire

The moral of the story is

You can't trust the system

Man!

Complaining about Complainers

From Calvin and Hobbs

http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2014/01/17#.Ut1I8RAo5hE

Calvin and Hobbes Classic

http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2012/12/02

Alternate Dilbert cartoons! (If Dilbert was a JW)

I made these a while ago and put them on my now-defunct website on Geocities. But recently it has come to my attention that they are preserved on a back-up of Geocities! They're still as funny as ever.

Here's the link:

IF DILBERT WERE ONE OF JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES!

http://reocities.com/jimspace3000/dc.htm

Since the site has been discontinued, I have restored it here:

No matter how persuasive we are…

Unchallenged @ work:

At a Bible study:

Telephone witnessing…

In a relationship!

No matter how clear…

Evasion's not just a river in Egypt, I mean denial…;-P

Soteriological contradiction?:

Encounter with a Russell devotee???

Confiding in man's "best friend"...

Unchallenged @ work again!

Called into the office of inquisition...

Well that's nice...

TechnoTuesday Presents:

http://technotuesday.com/post/40766507942/dont-go-there

Dilbert comic

So true...

http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2012-04-05/

Get Fuzzy comic

This one is a must-share! Sunday March 4, 2012:

http://www.gocomics.com/getfuzzy/2012/03/04

"Weird Al" Yankovic - White & Nerdy

Best video of all time!! Did you see his t-shirt? "Carl Sagan is my homeboy" ROFLOL! He likes the Periodic Table too like me. Thanks Leo for pointing this video out to me!!

The Antoine Dodson Chronicles: Part III

How's everybody now after the hoopla got started?



Then we have this picture. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Antoine Dodson Chronicles: Part II

Then it was converted into a song by The Gregory Brothers.