Monday, December 26, 2016
Sunday, May 01, 2016
Monday, March 28, 2016
Thursday, December 03, 2015
Thursday, November 19, 2015
Donall and Conall Convince the Mormon Missionaries They're Going to [LDS] Hell...
This is hilarious!
As introduced here, Donall and Conall are two simple Irish farmers, and the same Mormon missionaries have returned for some more fun!
Wednesday, June 17, 2015
Thursday, May 07, 2015
Donall and Conall Meet Richard Dawkins
As introduced here in my previous post, Donall and Conall are two simple Irish farmers. Can atheist Richard Dawkins convince them of atheism?
Thursday, March 19, 2015
Meet Donall and Conall
These are two simple Irish farmers. First St. Patrick tries to convert them to Trinitarianism, then two Mormons try to convert them to Mormonism.
Hilarity ensues!
Hilarity ensues!
Tuesday, January 20, 2015
Threw It On The Ground
This is absolutely hilarious!
I was walkin' through the city streets
And a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drink
"Run faster, jump higher"
Man, I'm not gonna let you poison me
I threw it on the ground
You must think I'm a joke
I ain't gonna be part of your system
Man! Pump that garbage in another man's veins
I go to my favorite hot dog stand
And the dude says, "You come here all the time! Here's one for free."
I said, "Man! What do I look like? A charity case?"
I took it and threw it on the ground!
I don't need your handouts!
I'm an adult!
Please!
You can't buy me hot dog man!
At the farmer's market with my so-called girlfriend
She hands me her cell phone, says it's my dad
Man, this ain't my dad!
This is a cell phone!
I threw it on the ground!
What, you think I'm stupid?
I'm not a part of your system
My dad's not a phone!
DUH!
Some poser hands me cake at a birthday party
Whatcha want me to do with this? Eat it?
Happy birthday to the ground!
I threw the rest of the cake, too!
Welcome to the real word, j@ck@$$!
So many things to throw on the ground
Like this, and this, and that, and even this
I'm an ADULT!
Two Hollywood phonies try to give me their autograph
GROUND!
Nobody wants your autograph, phonies!
Then the two phonies got up
Turned out they had a taser
And they tased me in the butthole
Fell to the ground
The phonies didn't let up
Tasin' on my butthole over and over
I was screamin' and squirmin'
My butthole was on fire
The moral of the story is
You can't trust the system
Man!
Monday, January 20, 2014
Tuesday, December 04, 2012
Tuesday, July 17, 2012
Alternate Dilbert cartoons! (If Dilbert was a JW)
I made these a while ago and put them on my now-defunct website on Geocities. But recently it has come to my attention that they are preserved on a back-up of Geocities! They're still as funny as ever.
Here's the link:
IF DILBERT WERE ONE OF JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES!
Since the site has been discontinued, I have restored it here:
No matter how persuasive we are…
Unchallenged @ work:
Wednesday, May 30, 2012
Thursday, April 05, 2012
Tuesday, March 06, 2012
Monday, November 15, 2010
"Weird Al" Yankovic - White & Nerdy
Best video of all time!! Did you see his t-shirt? "Carl Sagan is my homeboy" ROFLOL! He likes the Periodic Table too like me. Thanks Leo for pointing this video out to me!!
Wednesday, November 10, 2010
The Antoine Dodson Chronicles: Part III
How's everybody now after the hoopla got started?
Then we have this picture. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then we have this picture. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Scientology Losing Ground To New Fictionology
From the facetious Onion newspaper.
May 11, 2005 Issue 41•19
LOS ANGELES—According to a report released Monday by the American Institute of Religions, the Church of Scientology, once one of the fastest-growing religious organizations in the U.S., is steadily losing members to the much newer religion Fictionology.
"Unlike Scientology, which is based on empirically verifiable scientific tenets, Fictionology's central principles are essentially fairy tales with no connection to reality," the AIR report read. "In short, Fictionology offers its followers a mythical belief system free from the cumbersome scientific method to which Scientology is hidebound."
Created in 2003 by self-proclaimed messiah Bud Don Ellroy, Fictionology's principles were first outlined in the self-help paperback Imaginetics: The New Pipe-Dream Of Modern Mental Make-Believe.
Fictionology's central belief, that any imaginary construct can be incorporated into the church's ever-growing set of official doctrines, continues to gain popularity. Believers in Santa Claus, his elves, or the Tooth Fairy are permitted—even encouraged—to view them as deities. Even corporate mascots like the Kool-Aid Man are valid objects of Fictionological worship.
"My personal savior is Batman," said Beverly Hills plastic surgeon Greg Jurgenson. "My wife chooses to follow the teachings of the Gilmore Girls. Of course, we are still beginners. Some advanced-level Fictionologists have total knowledge of every lifetime they have ever lived for the last 80 trillion years."
"Sure, it's total bu11$hi+," Jurgenson added. "But that's Fictionology. Praise Batman!"
While the Church of Fictionology acknowledges that its purported worldwide membership of 450 billion is an invented number, the AIR report estimates that as many as 70 percent of the church's followers are former Scientologists.
Church of Scientology public-relations spokesman Al Kurz said he was "shocked" when he learned that Fictionology is approaching the popularity of his religion.
"Scientology is rooted in strict scientific principles, such as the measurement of engrams in the brain by the E-Meter," Kurz said. "Scientology uses strictly scientific methodologies to undo the damage done 75 million years ago by the Galactic Confederation's evil warlord Xenu—we offer our preclear followers procedures to erase overts in the reactive mind. Conversely, Fictionology is essentially just a bunch of make-believe nonsense."
Hollywood actor David McSavage, who converted to Fictionology last year, attempted to explain.
"Scientology can only offer data, such as how an Operating Thetan can control matter, energy, space, and time with pure thought alone," McSavage said. "But truly spiritual people don't care about data, especially those seeking an escape from very real physical, mental, or emotional problems."
McSavage added, "As a Fictionologist, I live in a world of pretend. It's liberating."
A tax-exempt organization, the Church of Fictionology stands poised to become a great moneymaking power if it continues to grow at its current rate—a situation Kurz called "outrageous."
"In recruiting new members, Fictionology preys on the gullible with fanciful stories and simple-minded solutions," Kurz said. "Fictionology is depriving legitimate churches of the revenue they need to carry out charitable works worldwide—important charitable works like clearing the planet of body-thetan implants."
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