Don’t mean to rain on your parade

This is so caption-worthy. This picture is from the cover of the March/April 2018 Biblical Archeology Review magazine, and shows, from left to right, Elie Wiesel, Hershel Shanks, and Frank Moore Cross.

Sarcasm in Star Wars

In the bombing sequence during the opening of The Last Jedi, there is a secret Han Solo message. The Last Jedi happens shortly after The Force Awakens, so Han's death is still fresh in the minds of the Resistance, likely leading to some of the bombers painting messages like this on their bombs prior to being evacuated: thus it is no surprise that one of the bombs has "Han says hi" painted on it in Aurebesh, one of the most used languages in Star Wars' galaxy.

Source: www.cbr.com/star-wars-last-jedi-han-solo-bomb-easter-egg/amp/

When theology gets in the way

Illustration from the September 2021 Watchtower study edition, page 21.

Oh snap

Picture from the January 2022 Watchtower article “Lessons We Can Learn From Jesus’ Tears.”

To be FAIR…

 

The organization FAIL, I mean FAIR, canceled its YouTube sham, er show, This Is The Show (TITS), due to its level of cringe. 🤦🏻‍♂️

(FAIR is an acronym for Faithful Answers, Informed Laziness. No wait, that’s FAIL. The R is Response. Cringe gallore.)

Oh but they look so informative and exotic!

Noah-one knew but Noah!

 

Funny but true

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A disaster of Noachian proportions

 

Easier just to learn sometimes

 YEC=Young-Earth Creationism

The original is here: Dilbert Comic Strip on 2004-06-04 | Dilbert by Scott Adams

Awesome Creationist Comeback

That’s clearly the very best they can do!

The cold reality

 

Tragically hilarious

No! You as a person NEVER died for our sins! You have an immortal soul and a divine nature in Hypostatic Union with your human nature per Chalcedonian Dyophysitism! Only your human nature died on the cross, not you as a person!

Guy says, girl says

Christians have ALWAYS believed this

Sometimes I see Trinitarians say that the Nicene Creed presents what Christians have ALWAYS believed all the way back to Jesus and the Apostles. Really smart people from universities say this. This claim though is self-serving and is pure mythology. I made this meme to point out a glaring weakness in their claim (a fact which they already are aware of but never apply to their claim), exposing it as pure myth. It makes my blood boil!

Supporting reading:

• Satanic Scheming - Part 2

Another fallacy

Flat earther: NASA lies! Earth is flat!
Trinitarian: Watchtower lies! God is Triune!

This is the fallacy of ‘pin it on the imaginary authority.’ NASA has as much say on the earth being a globe as the Watchtower has on God being the Father, not triune.

I know the earth has curvature from my own observations, and I believe God is the Father from any Bible.

I file this under comic relief for how embarrassingly silly and insulting this is.

Flat Parody

These are parodies I made on the flat earth heckling. It deserves to be mocked. Stupidity is not a right.

"Relics" is the episode in Star Trek: The Next Generation where a Dyson Sphere is found.

This turns flat earth reasoning upside-down.

Flat out funny

As shown in the new Netflix documentary Behind the Curve, there is a modern "flat earth movement" that is convinced that they cannot trust science, so they have to do their own experiments to determine that the earth is flat as they feel is illustrated by the 1998 movie The Truman Show and by the UN flag. Thus, they feel compelled to spend fortunes in trying to prove their flat earth geological model, which all end up inadvertently proving that the earth is round, a globe after all. One poor soul even spent $20,000 on a laser gyroscope to prove the earth is flat, only to have it prove the globe geological model. This is tragically hilarious. Tragic for spending fortunes instead of keeping it in the family, and hilarious in that all of their flat earth arguments are as useful as flat tires. However, if any of them need psychiatric attention, then it's not funny. What is funny is the epic irony.

Presented here is my modified Dilbert cartoon. The original is below.

https://dilbert.com/strip/1992-07-18

"I own a brain"

This is a screenshot of a conversation on the Facebook group Trinities Podcast, where obnoxious conversations can happen when discussing theology and christology.

This is one of the most obnoxious ones I have ever seen. The obnoxious person's identity has been concealed. The BDAG is a preeminent lexicon of Ancient Greek.

As if that's enough. Just reject science and objectivity and use your brain, huh? That's called not using your brain and being lazy.

This is so meme worthy: (The meme backdrop is a video still from Lonely Island's music video Spell it Out.)

The face you make when...

The picture this meme is based on comes from the Independent: Russia’s Jehovah’s Witnesses allege ‘21st-century Inquisition’ amid claims of torture. 

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/russia-jehovahs-witness-crackdown-surgut-religion-discrimination-a8790761.html