Another fallacy

Flat earther: NASA lies! Earth is flat!
Trinitarian: Watchtower lies! God is Triune!

This is the fallacy of ‘pin it on the imaginary authority.’ NASA has as much say on the earth being a globe as the Watchtower has on God being the Father, not triune.

I know the earth has curvature from my own observations, and I believe God is the Father from any Bible.

I file this under comic relief for how embarrassingly silly and insulting this is.

Flat Parody

These are parodies I made on the flat earth heckling. It deserves to be mocked. Stupidity is not a right.

"Relics" is the episode in Star Trek: The Next Generation where a Dyson Sphere is found.

This turns flat earth reasoning upside-down.

Flat out funny

As shown in the new Netflix documentary Behind the Curve, there is a modern "flat earth movement" that is convinced that they cannot trust science, so they have to do their own experiments to determine that the earth is flat as they feel is illustrated by the 1998 movie The Truman Show and by the UN flag. Thus, they feel compelled to spend fortunes in trying to prove their flat earth geological model, which all end up inadvertently proving that the earth is round, a globe after all. One poor soul even spent $20,000 on a laser gyroscope to prove the earth is flat, only to have it prove the globe geological model. This is tragically hilarious. Tragic for spending fortunes instead of keeping it in the family, and hilarious in that all of their flat earth arguments are as useful as flat tires. However, if any of them need psychiatric attention, then it's not funny. What is funny is the epic irony.

Presented here is my modified Dilbert cartoon. The original is below.

https://dilbert.com/strip/1992-07-18

"I own a brain"

This is a screenshot of a conversation on the Facebook group Trinities Podcast, where obnoxious conversations can happen when discussing theology and christology.

This is one of the most obnoxious ones I have ever seen. The obnoxious person's identity has been concealed. The BDAG is a preeminent lexicon of Ancient Greek.

As if that's enough. Just reject science and objectivity and use your brain, huh? That's called not using your brain and being lazy.

This is so meme worthy: (The meme backdrop is a video still from Lonely Island's music video Spell it Out.)

The face you make when...

The picture this meme is based on comes from the Independent: Russia’s Jehovah’s Witnesses allege ‘21st-century Inquisition’ amid claims of torture. 

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/russia-jehovahs-witness-crackdown-surgut-religion-discrimination-a8790761.html

Is-lame

I wish this was funny. Instead, it is in the genre of “laughing at the expense of religious fanaticism.”

Above is a sole of a Nike Air Max sneaker. Looks pretty innocuous to the untrained eye. However, if you look at it upside down while being fluent in Arabic, and squint your eyes while thinking angry and self-absorbed thoughts, it then clearly looks like the Arabic word for Allah, the Islamic deity. See below:

Outlines added to delineate the logo edges. 

As reported on by Today.

This is not Islam. Instead, it Is-lame.

Today link: https://www.today.com/style/nike-air-max-shoe-logo-called-offensive-muslims-allah-design-t147626

Classic baseball joke

The thing on second base is called a Scutum Fidei (ˈskü-təm ˌfi-de-ˌē or 'skootum fiday'), meaning "Shield of the Faith," diagramming Trinitarian theology. Trinitarian apologists call the Trinity a "What." See: What a tangled web we weave... jimspace3000.blogspot.com/2010/04/what-tangled-web-we-weave.html